Buntport Theater

A female art museum security guard sits on an upholstered bench in front of a life size nude painting of Danae (the mother of Perseus) by Rembrandt. She’s speaking out and gesturing back to the painting.

The Rembrandt Room

A dark comedy featuring one woman standing next to one masterpiece for who knows how long.

Buntport’s first ever one-person show, this play is a mash-up of historical fact, Greek myth, and Buntport fiction.

A female art museum security guard stands next to Rembrandt’s painting of Danae. The picture is a close up so we can clearly see both Danae’ face and the museum guards.

A female art museum security guard stands in front of Rembrandt’s painting of Danae. She’s looking at something in the distance.

A female art museum security guard stands next to Rembrandt’s painting of Danae. She leans in close and matches the eye line of the painted woman in an attempt to determine what she might be looking at.

A female art museum security guard sits on an upholstered bench facing Rembrandt’s painting of Danae.

A female art museum security guard reclines on an upholstered bench in front of a Rembrandt’s painting of Danae. The guard reclines in the same manner as Danae in the painting.

A female art museum security guard sits on an upholstered bench in front of a life size nude painting of Danae (the mother of Perseus) by Rembrandt. She’s speaking out and gesturing back to the painting.