Buntport Theater

Close up of a page in a book. Underlined in the book is part of a sentence that says “least it was peaceful: regular, ordered, and…”. In the margins next to the underlined sentence someone wrote in capital letters, “ explanation point, question mark WHAT EVER”.A woman dressed in an apron and wearing a hat is looking up at the camera and holding a book open with her right hand. She looks a little disappointed with what has been written in the margins of the book.

The Book Handlers

INTELLECTUAL NONSENSE

Do you have a large library full of beautiful but unread books? Never fear! The Book Handlers are here to make your books look worn-in and well-read. Look cultured, cultivated, literate without all the fuss of actually having to read anything. A satire inspired by a short story by Brian O’Nolan.

A woman looks up to the camera holding a book with one hand other hand on hip.
A woman looks up to the camera holding a book with one hand other hand on hip.
A man is sitting at a desk that is clearly on a lofted platform. The space is yellow and orange and weather. There is a book, a lamp, and the arm of a mannequin on the desk. The man is wearing a glove and looks disgusted with task. Behind him another man is looking at him while he sits in a very comfy armchair.
A man is sitting at a desk that is clearly on a lofted platform. The space is yellow and orange and weather. There is a book, a lamp, and the arm of a mannequin on the desk. The man is wearing a glove and looks disgusted with task. Behind him another man is looking at him while he sits in a very comfy armchair.
A woman is looking directly at the camera in judgment. Behind her, on the left, there is a man on a ladder about halfway up to the loft above, and he is reaching towards another man, on her right who is half way up another ladder reaching behind himself to pass a book to the man on the other ladder.
A woman is looking directly at the camera in judgment. Behind her, on the left, there is a man on a ladder about halfway up to the loft above, and he is reaching towards another man, on her right who is half way up another ladder reaching behind himself to pass a book to the man on the other ladder.
A disheveled woman wearing a while turtleneck, a plaid blazer and a blue apron is clutching a red book and looking dismayed. She is standing in front of a door and a two level area. On the top level there are crates of books and below is clearly an area for tea and breaks.
A disheveled woman wearing a while turtleneck, a plaid blazer and a blue apron is clutching a red book and looking dismayed. She is standing in front of a door and a two level area. On the top level there are crates of books and below is clearly an area for tea and breaks.
The stage is filled with different levels of lofted areas. There are baskets hanging from the ceiling and the walls are covered with the multiple attempts at painting the same thing… A pot that has a sad plant in it. There is a large desk and a rusty old conveyer belt that leads to a bath tub at the front of the stage. There are 4 workers clearly deep in discussion about something that had happened during the workday.
The stage is filled with different levels of lofted areas. There are baskets hanging from the ceiling and the walls are covered with the multiple attempts at painting the same thing… A pot that has a sad plant in it. There is a large desk and a rusty old conveyer belt that leads to a bath tub at the front of the stage. There are 4 workers clearly deep in discussion about something that had happened during the workday.
In the foreground a disheveled looking woman wearing a blue apron, looks out worried holding a red book by the corner of its cover. Behind her a man, also wearing an apron, stands behind a desk that is covered in books. He is on the phone and looking at the spine of the book. Behind him, there is another worker that is climbing down the ladder from the lofted workspace above.
In the foreground a disheveled looking woman wearing a blue apron, looks out worried holding a red book by the corner of its cover. Behind her a man, also wearing an apron, stands behind a desk that is covered in books. He is on the phone and looking at the spine of the book. Behind him, there is another worker that is climbing down the ladder from the lofted workspace above.
There is a giant room that has a couple of lofted areas. The room looks rusted out and old and wet. The shorter lofted area, which has a desk and crates of books all around it, has a slide that goes down from it to the bathtub that is below in which a disheveled workers is sitting. Behind the bathtub and under the lofted area is a “break” area for workers to have tea and conversations. To the left of the bathtub, there is a rusty old conveyor belt where another working is leaning against it and talking to the disheveled woman. This conveyor belt connects the tub to a giant desk filled with books, where an uptight worker is working. Behind this desk is a giant lofted area, which as a ladder going up to it. On top of it there is a desk with a chair and crates of books. Just next to that is a lovely sitting chair. Below the lofted area there is another ladder attached to the wall which can slide back and forth to retrieve things from a high shelf. Standing just next to it, another worker, with hands on his hips, looks annoyed at his coworkers.
There is a giant room that has a couple of lofted areas. The room looks rusted out and old and wet. The shorter lofted area, which has a desk and crates of books all around it, has a slide that goes down from it to the bathtub that is below in which a disheveled workers is sitting. Behind the bathtub and under the lofted area is a “break” area for workers to have tea and conversations. To the left of the bathtub, there is a rusty old conveyor belt where another working is leaning against it and talking to the disheveled woman. This conveyor belt connects the tub to a giant desk filled with books, where an uptight worker is working. Behind this desk is a giant lofted area, which as a ladder going up to it. On top of it there is a desk with a chair and crates of books. Just next to that is a lovely sitting chair. Below the lofted area there is another ladder attached to the wall which can slide back and forth to retrieve things from a high shelf. Standing just next to it, another worker, with hands on his hips, looks annoyed at his coworkers.
Looking at the back of one of the workers who is sitting at the giant desk that is covered in books. The view is obstructed by books that are hanging on clothing line. Left out to dry. Just beyond the man sitting at the desk, another worker is looking at him and holding two ropes which will make the clothing line spin to dry out the books faster.
Looking at the back of one of the workers who is sitting at the giant desk that is covered in books. The view is obstructed by books that are hanging on clothing line. Left out to dry. Just beyond the man sitting at the desk, another worker is looking at him and holding two ropes which will make the clothing line spin to dry out the books faster.
In the foreground, a worker is inspecting a book that is hanging on a clothing line, left there to dry. Behind him, his coworker is sitting at the giant desk, working on books that are piled up there. Just beyond him, another worker is holding two roped that are attached to the clothing line to make it spin, in order to make the books dry faster.
In the foreground, a worker is inspecting a book that is hanging on a clothing line, left there to dry. Behind him, his coworker is sitting at the giant desk, working on books that are piled up there. Just beyond him, another worker is holding two roped that are attached to the clothing line to make it spin, in order to make the books dry faster.
In the foreground, and angry worker is looking directly into the camera. Sitting at a giant desk in the background, another worker is inspecting books and looking confused at the angry worker.
In the foreground, and angry worker is looking directly into the camera. Sitting at a giant desk in the background, another worker is inspecting books and looking confused at the angry worker.
Two men wearing matching blue Aprons are standing on ladders that are near each other. One of the ladders goes up to a high loft and the other is just under the lofted area. The worker under the loft is offering up a red book to the worker reaching for the book on the other ladder.
Two men wearing matching blue Aprons are standing on ladders that are near each other. One of the ladders goes up to a high loft and the other is just under the lofted area. The worker under the loft is offering up a red book to the worker reaching for the book on the other ladder.
A worker is sitting at a very large desk that is covered in books. He looks intrigued while staring at the spine of yellow book.
A worker is sitting at a very large desk that is covered in books. He looks intrigued while staring at the spine of yellow book.
In the foreground, a suspicious worker is looking directly into the camera. Sitting at a giant desk in the background, another worker is inspecting some of the many books that are piled up on the desk.
In the foreground, a suspicious worker is looking directly into the camera. Sitting at a giant desk in the background, another worker is inspecting some of the many books that are piled up on the desk.